...at the Women's Woodworking Club meeting last night:
1. It's legal to work inside your home completely naked and you can even walk outside your home and work in the yard, also naked. As long as you don't offend anyone, you won't be arrested.
2. It's possible to hold four simultaneous conversations, at the same table, with the same people, and everyone will hear what everyone else is saying.*
*this excludes yours truly, who obviously must be missing an x chromosome.